Weird kinky box prank

Product Description

Everyone loves getting things in the mail. The childlike joy of seeing that someone sent us something, the wonder and curiosity of figuring out whats inside of it…

Unless the box is covered with stickers. Stickers like this one:

Or this one:

Or other things of that nature.

Now, the joy of getting a package is replaced with the horror of having your friends get a very clear picture into whatever weird things you ordered. Because no one would prank someone by sending something like that in the mail, would they? I mean, only someone who really wants to mess with you would send that to your house, for your postman to wonder at, for your neighbors to judge you, and for your family to disown you for. I am sure no one would think that whoever got the box was being pranked! I am also fairly sure no would expect it to be a prank if you sent it to someones place of work, and you wouldn’t do that unless you really didn’t like them, or were pretty sure that their boss has a good sense of humor, right?

Now because this is all in good fun, every box comes with a message from us here at shipyourenemiesdildos.com, explaining that the box was a prank. That way no one gets fired or disowned (Hopefully! That is on you guys!). We still leave it anonymous, but that helps keep it all in good fun.