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Facebook profile replication prank

Ever wanted to tell someone they were being rediculous but didnt know how to put it into words? Well, a picture speaks a thousand words, and Reddit user u/Casinoroy managed to say more than that! He sent a friend request to people who had the same name as him on Facebook, and copied their profile picture. Here at mail your enemies dildos, we love this idea! Stay tuned, and you might see our version of this great prank!

 

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TIFU by pranking my roommate by scrambling all his eggs, putting them back in the carton, and telling him he bought “pre-scrambled eggs”.

Hello loyal readers and followers! Dr. Dick Dickerson here, found another bit of prank magic on Reddit, courtesy of /U/ScrambledUp. We here at Mailyourenemiesdildos.com found this hilarious, and always try to share new and exciting ways of pranking friends and roommates, and figured we would share! Enjoy.

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“My roommate goes shopping on Sunday evenings. He bought a carton of eggs. Last night after shopping he went out, and I knew he’d probably not be back that night.

So I decided to scramble every egg from the carton. I ate some of them (It was always my intention to replace the egg carton, just to get that out of the way), and the rest I stuffed the scrambled egg back into the carton. So it was just a carton of scrambled egg.

Then on the back of the carton I wrote “Pre Scrambled” in marker.

This morning I hear my roommate exclaim “What the fuck!?”

I ran into the kitchen and saw him staring dumbfounded at the carton. He kept looking from me to the carton and back. “Did you buy the Pre-Scrambled kind?” I asked.

He looked at me like I had just spoken Saturnian, so I repeated my question. “The fuck do you mean?” he replied.

I took the carton from him, acted like I was carefully examining the packaging, and then pointed out the writing on the back. Pre-Scrambled. “Yeah, you bought Pre-Scrambled Eggs,” I said.

He looked as perplexed as it is possible for a person to be. Maximum perplexness.

I put on an act of being amazed that he had never heard of Pre-Scrambled eggs, and about how I always check the back of the carton to make sure they aren’t Pre-Scrambled.

He stammered something along the lines of “But what…but why…how…why would they…what the…why…”

I was about to reveal it was a prank when he suddenly got very serious and intense, like a late-season Walter White sort of vibe, and he said “Fuck no. Not my eggs.” Then he wheeled around and marched out of the apartment. Out to his car. And he left.

I was a bit concerned. And probably should have shouted after him before he left. But I didn’t.

So like 40 minutes pass and I hear our apartment door open, and I hear “I’m banned! I’m banned from the Stop & Shop! Banned!”

I walk out to the kitchen with some apprehension. He looks enraged. “Banned!” He dropped the egg carton on the floor. “Did you fuck me!?”

He wasn’t taking it well.

“They don’t fuckin sell this shit!!! Did you fuck me!?”

At this point I admitted to pranking him. And I apologized. He just stared at me for a moment, then shouted something like “You’re buying me fucking new eggs!!” Then he slammed his bedroom door. Then he opened it and yelled “I have to drive to motherfucking PATHMARK, are you kidding me!? You go too far!! FUCK!!!” And slammed the door again. Then he opened it again and shouted “STOP LAUGHING!!!” and slammed the door again.

I do feel bad about this because it was never the intention of the prank to get him banned from the supermarket. I have already replaced his eggs and I am in the process of thinking up some way to make it up to him regarding his banishment.

TL;DR – Accidentally got my roommate banned from the supermarket when I convinced him they sold him “Pre-Scrambled” eggs.”

Hope you guys enjoyed this, lesson learned, leave the pranks to the experts here at mailyourenmiesdildos.com, and just send a dildo to your friend through the mail. His Roommate will calm down eventually, and that’s when he will find the pre-toasted bread.

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We love Mailing people dildos, and looking for dildos!

Lets play spot the dildo!

Hereatmailyourenemiesdildos.com, we love dildos. The only thing we love more then mailing people dildos is looking at dildos. Thanks to the folks over at Subtle Dildo, We get to play a fun game called “Spot the Dildo”, can you find all 12 dildos?

No, the knifes aren’t dildos… Sadly.

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You can say hes the woodsy type.

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Lets have a short round! Of tennis? …Sure, that’s totally what I meant.

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Oral Hygiene is important

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Subtle.

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Fun for all!

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Guys night!

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Put it on your head?

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#Failuresnotanoption

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It gets scary at night!

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I’m only fairly certain the dildo isn’t the bikes seat.

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This ones hard. If not impossible.

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I thought there was only supposed to be one dildo?

 

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Top 3 Easter pranks

Wondering what pranks to pull this Easter? Let us professionals here at Mailyourenemiesdildos.com help you cut through the duds and only deliver the best!

Dr. Richard Dickerson here, I often get asked about what are the best pranks to pull, and the answer is it depends on the time of the year! If you want it to be funny, it needs to be somewhat related to what part of the year it is, for maximum prank hilariousness. So here are my top three Easter pranks in no particular order:

1. Chocolate covered raw egg

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As devious, and gross, as it sounds. Take a raw egg, dip it in chocolate, and cover it with some tinfoil you’ve liberated from some cadbarry eggs or other chocolate eggs from the store. To keep things safe, make sure the eggs are pasteurized, or hard-boiled if you’re not completely evil when you prank someone this Easter.

2. Deliciously difficult to grab eggs

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Looking for a way to get back at your kids this Easter? Look no further!

3. Mail someone an Easter egg glitter bomb

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Everyone knows that Easter eggs are impossible to open carefully. If you’re not careful, their contents go everywhere! That’s the idea behind our Glitter egg prank. We send someone a glitter filled Easter egg anonymously, and when they open it, the glitter goes everywhere! We stuff as much glitter as possible into the egg, and mail it to your unsuspecting victim. Maybe your victim knows to expect the glitter filled envelopes now, so why not get them with something they wont expect this Easter? Your victim will probably just think its money from a distant relative, or candy for the kids.

 

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Top 11 easy April fools day pranks

Looking for the best ways to mess with your friends and family this April fools day? Check out some of our favorite pranks here chosen by me, Dr. Dick Dickerson, here at mailyourenemiesdildos.com.

1. Key Chaos

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Take dozens of key chains with the targets phone number on it and leave them around town. They will be getting calls for weeks, if not months, saying people found their keys.

2. Krafty surprise

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Who doesn’t love fresh orange juice? Surprise a friend or loved one with some delicious OJ that you made all by yourself!

3. Wet garbage?

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Know someone that likes to make more space in garbage cans by stomping their foot in them? Fill up a water balloon, cover it with some papers and receipts, and have watch the fun!

4. Googly Eyes everywhere!

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Step one: get googly eyes. Step two: put them everywhere. Step 3: ….. Step 4: Profit!

 

5.Voice activated prank

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When you get a new coffee maker, at home or the office, put a sign on it saying that its voice activated! You get to listen to everyone trying to figure out how to use it and telling it to make them coffee. Just try not to laugh to loud and give it away!

6. Cream Cheese deodorant prank

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Only do this prank if you don’t need to be near the person all day. because warm cream cheese… Eww!

7. Air horn laxatives prank

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Scare the shit out of someone.

8.Caramel Onion Prank

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Looks delicious, tastes gross, unless you like the flavor of raw onion.

9.Mail someone a dildo

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Worried about getting caught? leave the dirty work to us! We do it anonymously, yet hilariously!

10. Crayons on wiper blades

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leave crayons on someones wiper blades. On a hot day, they will get an interesting surprise!

11. Weird box in the mail prank

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Send someone a box with weird kinky stickers on it. Better yet, send it to their work! worried about getting in trouble? leave it to us!

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Saw this online about how to prank a roommate. Love it!

Hi everyone,

Dr. Dick Dickerson here,

While looking up pranks to pull on people, I stumbled across this wonderful prank. Easy to do, great results, those are exactly the kind of things that we love to see here at mailyourenemiesdildos.com! So I figured I would share it with all of our wonderful readers.

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